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Dark Troll Jokes

A dark troll joke, told pretty much everywhere.

Sent by taalenmaple

So two trolls were eating a Trickster, and one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

What's the difference between a dark troll and a basket of dung?
The basket.

Sent by W. Glenn & Leslee Kirkconnell

Q. What do Uz call half-elves?
A. Meat and potatoes.

Sent by Christopher W. Stetson

First troll: "Your brother is terrible."
Second troll: "At least eat the potatoes."

How do you provoke a Zorak Zorani?
Be born.

How can you tell if a troll is hungry? He's breathing and his heart is beating.

Sent by Dag Stålhandske

You might be a Dark Troll if...

1. You come home drunk, and your wife chews your ear off.
2. You decide to get married because it’s the best way you can think of to meet her sister.
3. Flies drink from your mug... and die! So you eat them.
4. Dogs complain because you eat all the really stinky stuff and there’s some of us who need to roll in that, you know!
5. Bison complain because they keep stepping in stuff after you’ve been in their pasture.
6. When you hear the trader charges an arm and a leg, you say, "I’ll go get my sack!" And you expect change.
7. You go out drinking, and wake up next to half a morokanth.

Sent by W. Glenn Kirkconnell

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